PG Morning Laugh

Not a morning person but have to get up and get going? This is for you! Your Morning Sauce has a bit of everything to give you the good vibes and fun you need to start your day. Some episodes are short and sweet and some are explicit and spicy. *Explicit: Adult Language* Choose the sauce that best fits your morning needs. Enjoy!
 
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Transcript

Helloooo! This is YOUR MORNING SAUCE! Rise and shine you awesome human being. Here are some fun morning jokes to get your energy going while you have your morning coffee.

How does the ocean say good morning? It waves!

Why wouldn’t the T-Rex get out of bed? He was still dino-snoring!

When do ducks usually wake up? At the quack of dawn!

What do bus drivers put on their morning pancakes? Traffic jam!

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie!

What would bears be without bees? Ears!

OKAY LAST ONE….

What does corn say when it gets a compliment? Awww, shucks!

***Did you know that laughter releases endorphins (the chemicals that help us feel good) in our brain. Yeah! Laughter actually enhances your intake of oxygen-rich air, stimulates your heart, lungs, and muscles, AND increases those endorphins that are released by your brain. 

Fun fact: Humans laughed before they spoke. That’s right! You are a natural born laugher! This is how we developed our lung strength to speak.

Laughter brings so much joy to our lives and has the ability to change our moods instantly. Laughter is a strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that give rise to healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. 

SO TODAY - LET THERE BE MORE JOY AND LAUGHTER IN YOUR LIVING!